"I am teaching my child a crucial life lesson by completing his Lego card album"

MY son has stopped giving a shit about his Lego card album, and actually I couldn’t be happier.

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Cat described as a 'fur baby' starts looking for new owners

A CAT that is used as a substitute child would like to live with some humans who are not mental, he has confirmed.

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