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'I could have saved up a deposit for a flat if it wasn’t for all those f**king hen weekends'

“YOUNG people aren’t spending all their money on brunch, they’re spending it on ruinously expensive hen and stag weekends organised by arseholes.

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People boycotting Peter Rabbit 'should probably avoid' Watership Down

ANYONE offended by the new Peter Rabbit film should give Watership Down a miss, rabbits have confirmed.

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