Is your phone really just an anxiety-making self-torture device?

DO YOU use your phone to speak to people who are far away, or to torment yourself when they don’t instantly reply to your inane messages? 

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Mobile phone salesman looks like he might actually hit you

A SALES assistant gives the impression he might turn violent if people do not buy the mobile phone he wants them to.

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