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‘It’s a busy mum’s right to smoke crack at the school gates’

HEADTEACHERS need to stop telling us not to arrive at the school gates wasted on crack, writes busy mum Nikki Hollis.

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Fun bits of having a kid work out at £1,200 per hour

THE overall cost of raising children means that the fun bits of parenthood cost over £1,200 per hour, it has emerged.

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