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Just buy me and get it over with, by a gift voucher

I KNOW you’re looking at me. And I know you think it’s wrong. But listen: this is the best possible decision you could make.

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Man buys worthwhile item at Christmas market

A MAN has found and purchased something of use at a Christmas market, it has been confirmed.

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