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Now seems a good time to tell you William’s my real dad and that’s not the half of it, by Prince Harry

By Prince Harry

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Impudent rebel slug refusing to vacate kitchen

A REBELLIOUS slug has been found gliding confidently across a kitchen floor long after it should have gone back to wherever slugs live.

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