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Shit be goin' down in Nantwich too

By 14-year-old Wayne Hayes

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New centrist party to unite all the shittest bits of UK politics

A PARTY that sits between the Conservatives and Labour on the political spectrum would be a strange hybrid of the worse parts of both of them, it has been confirmed.

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