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The Mash guide to pulling a sickie

AS Britain basks in a brief spell of sunshine, work must be avoided by any means necessary.

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Lords to be offered money to back gay marriage

MEMBERS of the House of Lords will be paid in cash to back gay marriage if it will just get it done.

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