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The Mash guide to surviving the heatwave

THE sun is out and everyone is going to perish – except you.

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Heatwave provides excuse to eat f**k-off chunk of ice cream on a stick

BRITAIN’S heatwave is providing an excellent excuse to eat a massive block of chocolate-coated ice cream on a stick.

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