The Mash Guide to Travelling in Snow

THE key to travelling in snow is preparation, and a willingness to eat human flesh.

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Lottery price rise 'an unfair tax on the stupid'

DOUBLING the cost of a lottery ticket to £2 represents a tax on idiots, it has been claimed.

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