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The nervous Channel 4 executive's guide to Leeds

Bring your own aubergines. The first and only aubergine introduced into Leeds was back in 1968. It was promptly beaten up on suspicion of being French and tossed on the next coach back to London.

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Married couple finally put sex on to-do list

A MARRIED couple with young kids are finally getting round to sorting out their genitals and have put ‘sex’ on the to-do list.

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