'The Suffragettes were proper women, not like these mouthy tarts today'

By Roy Hobbs, Daily Mail reader and ‘proper feminist’

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It's too late to plan a romantic Valentine's Day so you've fucked up, say experts

IF you have not yet planned Valentine’s Day for your loved one, you have already fucked up and they will know it, experts have confirmed.

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