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What people say about your child and what they actually mean

YOUR children are just as awful as everyone else’s, whatever your friends may be saying to your face. Here’s how to decode the euphemisms they use to describe your offspring.

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Everyday pricks distance themselves from Trump

SOME of Britain’s most unbearable pricks have confirmed that they find Donald Trump’s level of dickishness excessive.

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