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When to opt out, by David Cameron

DON’T get me wrong: the Tory party loves nothing better than a spot of light titillation.

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Men die of horniness in one-day heatwave

YESTERDAY’S 24-hour heatwave claimed the lives of nine men who were overwhelmed by sex thoughts.

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