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Which zoo animals are the easiest to steal?

WITH school summer holidays under way, now is a great time to visit the zoo and perhaps steal one of the animals.

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Nice man hates other nice men

A SELF-PROCLAIMED ‘nice guy’ absolutely hates other nice men.

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