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How the f**k is it Christmas next week? nation asks

THE entire country is sure Christmas cannot be next f**king week, can it?

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Deluded friends still believe they can meet before Christmas

A GROUP of deluded halfwits still believes, with a week to go until Christmas Day, that they will all find time to meet beforehand. 

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