How to harshly judge a new friend based entirely on their Christmas tree

BEEN invited for a Christmas drink at a new friend’s house? Here’s how to make sweeping judgements about their class and taste based entirely on their Christmas tree.

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How to avoid allegations of inappropriate behaviour at your Christmas do, with Gregg Wallace

BOOZY workplace Christmas dos are a danger zone for inappropriate behaviour. Luckily former MasterChef presenter Gregg Wallace is an expert in this particular field. Here are his tips.

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