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How to stop yourself sobering up between Christmas Day and New Year's Eve

THERE’S a whole week between the year’s two biggest piss-ups. If you want to keep the party going while you wait, stay half-cut with this guide: 

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Vegan asked if this is the year she's finally cured

A VEGAN visiting her family for Christmas has been asked if this is the year medical science has finally come up with a cure for her unfortunate condition. 

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