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If you are not already in a 22-mile tailback on the M5, you have missed Christmas

THE media has warned that if your vehicle is not already stuck at the back of a 22-mile traffic jam then it is too late and you have missed Christmas.

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Kelly LeBrock, and other sex symbols who appeared only in the most awful of films

KELLY LeBrock has a new career in ranching, but attempting to watch her  vintage films remains a slog. These ere are more sex symbols you have to be very committed to ogling: 

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