Part-time smokers announce plans to be a pain in the neck over Christmas

BRITAIN’S occasional smokers have set out how they intend to annoy the hell out of proper smokers during the festive season.

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How to get rid of your awful Secret Santa present

HAVE you ended up with yet another bit of useless old tat in your workplace Secret Santa? Here’s how to ditch it quickly.

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