Seven ways they'll cancel Christmas again, by a right-wing bellend

By Roy Hobbs

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Five cliches that never actually happen at office Christmas parties

OFFICE Christmas parties are mundane procedures devoid of fun, famous for debauched antics that never, ever happen in real life: 

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