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Six terrible lifelong sexual deviancies caused by delaying opening presents until after dinner

AS a psychologist, I see many life-ruining sexual deviancies that began in childhood because parents delayed the opening of the Christmas presents. I shall enumerate them:

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Seven American Christmas traditions that make Britons think 'F**k that'

BRITAIN doesn’t mind being the victim of American cultural imperialism if it’s good stuff like The Wire. But some of their Christmas traditions are just too much for the average Brit.

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