Teacher just binning any present not shaped like a bottle

TEACHER Emma Bradford is putting every Christmas present that is clearly not a bottle straight in the bin, she has revealed.

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Corbyn 'both justified and a dick'

JEREMY Corbyn is both perfectly justified in calling Theresa May a “stupid woman” and a rude dick for doing so, Britain has agreed.

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