Ugly munters running out of excuses not to get kissed

WITH mistletoe smooches now permitted, unattractive people are fast running out of reasons for not kissing.

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Incredibly stupid times your partner decides to tell you something important

DOES your partner have an important piece of information they simply must impart? They’ll choose one of these inappropriate times to do it:

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