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Why you're a weird, socially-dysfunctional Christmas guest. By your in-laws

WE’RE not the ones who ruin Christmas with our weird behaviour and by being out-of-touch dinosaurs – you’re the problem. Here’s why.

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Christmas carols, ranked by how many lines you know before tailing off

WE love them and know them, or at least a few lines before going blank. Here are Christmas carols rated by how many lines you can sing, from least to most:

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