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84% of things purchased going straight into storage

Most of Britain’s new objects taken directly from shop to big building near motorway.

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Mancini to buy entire Arsenal squad for a laugh

ROBERTO Mancini will purchase every member of Arsenal’s squad, with the obvious exception of Eboue, just to see the look on Arsene Wenger’s face.

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