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Alex Reid 'bringing cage fighting into disrepute'

Jordan’s ex accused of demeaning sport traditionally associated with honour, valour and integrity.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Taurus (20 APRIL – 20 MAY) You’re incapable of reading a question without answering it aloud, stopping you using Facebook in public as the “What’s on your mind?” message always prompts you to blurt out unspeakable acts involving Scarlett Johannsson’s underwear.

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