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Annoying families not having turkey this year just to be different

Irritating, pretentious households having a saddle of roast yak and some bloody River Cottage pudding made from pine needles.

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Alcohol leads to pointless academic research

SCIENTISTS are 100% more likely to state the obvious while drunk, it has emerged.

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