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Billy Bob Thornton already hiding in Brangelina wedding venue

Jolie’s former husband curled up inside giant cake, naked and holding a meat cleaver.

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Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,I don’t want to be a head teacher any longer. I want to shave symbols on my head, join a street crew and do some fast formation dancing, and eventually try out for Britain’s Got Talent. But my wife won’t let me. Why is she such a cow?Malcolm Oakham

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