Britain wondering what the hell 'month's worth of rain' is supposed to mean

If it’s a summer month in California’s-worth of rain then we’re fine with that, says confused UK population.

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Wolves desperate to appear on tasteful clothes

WOLVES are furious at being depicted on tat including poor quality fleece jackets and cheap t-shirts, it has emerged.

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