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Britain headed for tattooed pensioner crisis

Experts predict Britain’s ageing hipsters will become inappropriately tattooed grandparents.

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Jack Regan's Desert Island Discs

I tell you what gets on my BLEEDING nerves – people who think that all I do is shout and smoke fags.

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