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Clegg 'left forgotten in pub for 15 minutes'

Distraught Camerons returned to find deputy PM choking on a piece of beef jerky.

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Pub unbearability levels to peak at 5.30pm

ENGLISH pubs will become the worst places in the world later today, it has been claimed.

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