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Cruise to do something homo-erotic for first time in 25 years

Long awaited follow-up to Top Gun could see superstar forge meaningful bond with chiselled, sweaty men for first time since 1986.

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RBS collapse 'not caused by the ghost of a dog'

THE failure of the Royal Bank of Scotland was caused by bad decisions rather than the ghost of a Border collie, it has emerged.

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