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'Don't ask, don't tell' abolished at London Fashion Week

Straight men who enjoy catwalk shows will no longer need to lie about who they are.

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Rioters summer school will have loads of stuff worth nicking

A SUMMER school for rioters will be full of tellys and tracksuits, Nick Clegg has pledged.

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