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Easter eggs all the same

Pretty much every branded egg a generic chocolate oval with either ‘geometric’ or ‘wood effect’ pattern.

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Dawkins crucifies velociraptor in Bishop of Southwark’s garden

PROFESSOR Richard Dawkins has crucified a plastic dinosaur in a bishop’s garden during a seven-hour rampage.

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