Emin voted Tory 'to get better deal for foxes'

“You only have to see their little faces to know they enjoy the thrill of the chase as much as anyone.”  

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I would show hotel maids my slides, pledges Brown

GORDON Brown has said that if he becomes head of the IMF the worst thing he would do to a hotel maid is make her incredibly bored.

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