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Families unable to afford turkey to just cook a chicken for about three days

Removing every atom of moisture from bird will make it authentically vile, say experts.

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Starbucks trashed in pre-Christmas milf brawl

NINETEEN women are in custody after a branch of Starbucks was destroyed in Britain’s biggest milf brawl.

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