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Food parcels being taken by bankers dressed in tracksuit bottoms

BANKERS are dressing themselves up as poor people so they can help themselves to emergency food parcels.

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Army chiefs blasted over Hello Kitty contract

RETIRED army officers set up a controversial deal to supply the Royal Marines with £40 million-worth of Hello Kitty accessories.

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