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Germany axed

Angela Merkel said the massive European nation must pay the price for things that happened when none of the people who currently live there were alive.

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Emergency self-help books dropped on Ethiopia

THE self-help industry has air dropped thousands of books on Ethiopia so that drought victims can manifest abundance from the universe.

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