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Guardian readers exactly the same as Duchess of Cornwall

Love The Killing, hate Diana and go to bed with dreary eco-bores with pointless jobs.

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Everyone to employ personal postmen

THE latest rise in postal rates is forcing many households to hire their own surly layabout.

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