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Happiness 'depends on person's distance from Birmingham'

PUTTING a few hundred miles between yourself and Midlands’ low point drastically enhances wellbeing, according to new research.

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Cocaine euphemisms chart unveiled

THIS year’s top 10 names for cocaine have been announced by leading drugs trade figures.

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