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I will be prime minister by age of 40, insists Heseltine

“I’ll challenge Thatcher if I have to,” very old man tells invisible friends

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Hollywood to film 'Premier League Burning'

HOLYWOOD is to remake Mississippi Burning set in a variety of premier league football grounds.

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