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Kate Middleton 'must curtsey to Danny Dyer'

New royal protocol ranks Duchess of Cambridge below the star of Pimp.

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Natwest computer 'full of chickens and lepers'

NATWEST’S IT calamity was caused by animals and beggars getting into its India-based computer system, it has been claimed.

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