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Lady Gaga to eat Kevin Pietersen

LADY Gaga is to make a series of unwatchable films before devouring an international cricketer on live television.

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Avoiding tax is a good thing, says Jesus

JESUS has settled the argument on tax avoidance by stating, uncategorically, that it is a good thing.

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