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McCartney ballet worryingly short on dancing frogs

Sir Paul changes title to Ocean Kingdom With Added Frog.

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Humanity breaks speed of light but is still rubbish with money

THE human race has managed to break the speed of light before learning how not to run out of money, it has been confirmed.

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