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Men surprised to find prime minister of Thailand on masturbatory fantasy list

“If you had told me a year ago that I would be having an imaginary shower with the leader of the Pheu Thai party, I would have said ‘poppycock’,” admits enthusiastic self-partner

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British sport welcomes Haye excuse

DEFEATED boxer David Haye has heralded a new dawn of British sports excuses by blaming a 1cm bone in his four tonne body.

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