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Official Olympic toilet graffiti unveiled

Specially-commissioned slogans include ‘I wanked off Team GB’ and ‘Coe is a bumtard’.

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Scientists pledge to eradicate nursery rhymes

SCIENTISTS have made a breakthrough that could see dozens of children’s stories destroyed in a laboratory.

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