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Paul Daniels to stick his hand in a toaster

MAGICIAN Paul Daniels is to spend three hours with his hand in a toaster.

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Crazed David Miliband picking off conference delegates

ED Miliband’s demented, disfigured brother is murdering delegates at the Labour Party conference.

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