Philip Hammond says best friend is 58 year-old steam engine enthusiast called Brian

New defence secretary unlikely to take the semi-retired accountant on official trips unless it involves some really good steam engines.

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Oliver Letwin 'living in park'

Cabinet Office minister also seen washing in himself in a pond.

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