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Ponds 'die in hot Tardis'

DOCTOR Who assistants Amy and Rory Pond are to die after being left locked in a poorly-ventilated Tardis.

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Fans seek Terry chant clarification

FOOTBALL fans have asked for guidance on what to call John Terry.

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